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Tips on How to Survive Midterms

Julia Kaplansky, Junior

  • Laminate your notes so the tears roll off easily!
  • Sit down, open your books, make it look like you are intensely studying, take a selfie, get up after a minute, call an Uber, go to the airport, get on plane, return on June 23rd.
  • Remember that there is that one kid that shows up late and doesn’t study but is guaranteed to get a higher grade!
  • Spending an entire night staring at a blank sheet of paper is never a good plan. Make a study schedule so you can at least be proud of the fact that you planned to study!
  • Post a picture of you on the beach and caption it “Wish I was here! #midterms #grind,” and wait for the likes and comments to flow in.

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Tips on How to Survive Midterms